haiku

More haiku to add to the ones the Cranky PM whipped together:

Bad executives
make commitments that, alas,
we cannot keep.

Kevin, poor Kevin.
No loss is ever your fault.
The world's worst sales man.

This emergency,
from poor planning on your part,
is now mine. But why?

O please tell Satan,
V P of Development,
quality matters.

and finally,

Good news! Successful
product managers use the
Pragmatic framework.

Happy Thanksgiving.